LONDON:  Starting with a high profile presence at a series of London media award ceremonies, Columbia Tourism is seeking to reduce costs among both agencies and media owners through the provision of very large quantities of cocaine, PlannerBuyer has exclusively learned.
The deal has been met with unbridled enthusiasm at agency and media owner alike, from those on the shop floor to very senior players.
Details are unclear as yet as to how the nosebag will be distributed but PlannerBuyer was at a recent night out celebrating the inking of the deal …

SEATTLE – There were worrying developments today in the planned acquisition of Yahoo! by Microsoft.
Following the breakdown of recent talks between the two internet giants, a secret paper has been leaked, detailing the invasion of Yahoo! The paper outlines a planned initial strike by Microsoft Special Forces followed by a simultaneous launching of ground troops and harsh emails. A postscript on the document states Microsoft’s frustration with the competitor stating,

“These assholes have had enough time. Let’s take these fuckers down!”

Yahoo! have responded telling Plannerbuyer.com that they are a peaceful …