LONDON – MAAUW part of the Bloated Media Group today announced radical plans today to get rid of all telephones as part of their efficiency drive. According to Richard, Head of Enterprise And Development, the agency is 23% less efficient because planning and buying teams were spending too much time on the phones.
“We need to run a tight ship here, and I’m the Captain of the Vessel. I’m the Big Cheese, the The Big Kahuna, the Daddy, the Man…..” etc etc
“Our planners are the life blood of this agency; …