MEXICO CITY – Hailed as a media first today, Cerveceria Modelo’s Marketing Director, Honcho Funki Porcini has announced that the Corona pale lager brand will be launching a global joint marketing campaign with Swine Flu.

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“ It’s an historic moment “ Honcho carried on, “ we feel that Swine Flu’s aggressive push for global expansion in such a short space of time is just the kind of impetus we need to maintain …