Police have been called in to Carat, part of the Aegis Group, this morning to investigate the mystery explosion of one of their Media Analysts.  Carl Brown 14, originally from Durham, exploded all over the place at 10.00 yesterday spreading guts right across the room.
The cause of this appalling act is as yet unclear.  Carls’s manager Brian Cox commented that “this is most unlike Carl.  He had come in this morning complaining of feeling well, but I thought nothing of it, just another hangover after a freebie night out.”.  Police …