SILICON VALLEY – “Google has posted its first sequential decline in its history in the first quarter of 2009, and admitted it is “feeling the impact” of a tough economic environment” says MediaTweak.
‘DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!’ I suspect will be the tinny robotic cry from the silicon tower. Well boo fucking hoo.  You and your army of MBA/1st class honours students commoditised the online display market.  Now factors outside your control ( DOES NOT COMPUTE! ) are shafting you. This is how it feels.
You could perhaps sell a …

SEATTLE – There were worrying developments today in the planned acquisition of Yahoo! by Microsoft.
Following the breakdown of recent talks between the two internet giants, a secret paper has been leaked, detailing the invasion of Yahoo! The paper outlines a planned initial strike by Microsoft Special Forces followed by a simultaneous launching of ground troops and harsh emails. A postscript on the document states Microsoft’s frustration with the competitor stating,

“These assholes have had enough time. Let’s take these fuckers down!”

Yahoo! have responded telling Plannerbuyer.com that they are a peaceful …