LONDON:  Starting with a high profile presence at a series of London media award ceremonies, Columbia Tourism is seeking to reduce costs among both agencies and media owners through the provision of very large quantities of cocaine, PlannerBuyer has exclusively learned.
The deal has been met with unbridled enthusiasm at agency and media owner alike, from those on the shop floor to very senior players.
Details are unclear as yet as to how the nosebag will be distributed but PlannerBuyer was at a recent night out celebrating the inking of the deal …

OK, I can no longer tolerate the cataclysmically poor programming consistently doled out by myriad TV channels. I single out ITV for particular crucifixion but the other culprits know who they are.
Listen up! I have a couple of programming ideas you can take to the bank.
1) High Street Musical.
Find an ailing retail chain. Audition the staff for parts in an actual musical with a self referential story about saving the retail chain. Get the couchbound pizza chewing public to vote by phone – hence delivering revenue to the retail chain and …

I am strongly considering hiring a new salesperson. Specifically, a tramp.

This bright idea dawned on me in a stupor business meeting in a bustling media friendly Covent Garden hostelry. Now you may think this idea lacks merit but try these on for size:-

1) Most of my agency clients look like tramps so it will be a sartorial meeting of minds. Admittedly, your average agency hipster smells a little better than a tramp but their annunciation is usually poor to the point of being mistaken for the mewling of …