LIVERPOOL – Top Media buying agency Digital IQ have unveiled their latest technology to help clients achieve the holy grail of CPA campaigns. The technology, which is due to be implemented in June, scans a users computer once an advertisement is shown and uses any banking details stored on the computer to automatically make multiple purchases of the advertised product.

In tests the agency has recorded a 120% acquisition rate against advertisement views. Managing Director, Ronald Biggs said, “This is an exciting development on the ROI focussed market place. Clients …

SEATTLE – There were worrying developments today in the planned acquisition of Yahoo! by Microsoft.
Following the breakdown of recent talks between the two internet giants, a secret paper has been leaked, detailing the invasion of Yahoo! The paper outlines a planned initial strike by Microsoft Special Forces followed by a simultaneous launching of ground troops and harsh emails. A postscript on the document states Microsoft’s frustration with the competitor stating,

“These assholes have had enough time. Let’s take these fuckers down!”

Yahoo! have responded telling Plannerbuyer.com that they are a peaceful …