LONDON:  Starting with a high profile presence at a series of London media award ceremonies, Columbia Tourism is seeking to reduce costs among both agencies and media owners through the provision of very large quantities of cocaine, PlannerBuyer has exclusively learned.

The deal has been met with unbridled enthusiasm at agency and media owner alike, from those on the shop floor to very senior players.

Details are unclear as yet as to how the nosebag will be distributed but PlannerBuyer was at a recent night out celebrating the inking of the deal with a senior executive involved in the agreement.

“Yeah. Fucking brilliant. We’re gonna get the s*** delivered to us wherever we are, whenever by some little f*****r on a scooter. Yeah. ScooterChang its gonna be called. Its gonna be the biggest thing ever. I’m dreaming of a white f*****g Christmas. Yeeeehah!

Who are you? I’m better than you. I’m better than God. Anyone about I can f***?“

Revealed the saucer eyed, wibbling mess.

Columbia Tourism are equally happy with the deal. Via their newly appointed PR Director, Diego Montoya, they had this to say:

“ I have served my time for the illegitimate provision of drugs. Now I can provide the same people the same drugs but I’m helping the tourist industry too.

“ Charlotte St is second on the left “

We are also very happy with the proposed exchange plan. Everyone knows its tough for agencies and media owners in London now. We’re happy for them to come here for a month sabbatical and all we ask is that they take a suitcase or two home.

Full indepth story coming soon.