A rage fueled Prime Minster gobs off

Gordon Brown in a happy mood earlier in the day

TIMBUKTU – At the recent MSCA’s ( Media Self Congratulatory Awards ) the guest of honour, Prime Minister Gordon Brown delivered a staggering outburst on his opinion of the age old agency vs media owner divide in attempt to deflect from the current expenses debacle his crooked party are involved in.

‘ Agencies? – don’t get me started. Those c***s really grip my shit. With all that ‘Labour isn’t working’ hooey. They’re the ones not fucking working and if any of them come to me with a begging bowl to bail them out of the financial mire, I’ll fucking torch their gaff’ said the usually composed dour Scotsman.

Senior Number 10 spokespeople are keen to deflate this potentially hot political potato and are focusing instead on the award winners at the MSCA’s – a planner from O-level who tied his own shoelaces every day for a week and a Buyer from InVishun who can play Franz Ferdinands’ ‘Take Me Out’ on a kazoo.