LONDON – John Watkins made the bold decision to resign from top sales house Adtribe  citing the recession as his reason to leave his £60,000 a year job.

Speaking to plannerbuyer.com John said that he needed to make a stand as “sales people all over the country are being denied commission because of this recession.  It used to be that a nice lunch out was all it took to get a nice chunk of business.  Now expenses are being cut back people are having to actually sell! It’s a disgrace!  Someone needs to make a stand and that someone is me.” Ex colleagues described John as “…a twat.”

John, 31 from Catford is now unemployed and is struggling to find work. John is still looking for work blaming his lack of success so far on global warming.